On Tuesday, we all took the Rice Purity Test in class (http://ricepuritytest.com/). I actually talked about this test a few blogs ago (The “Real” Sex Talk) and how I like to make my friends take it to see what their reactions to their scores are. I remember I made someone take it and he was like “oh, my score is really low!” but that was before he knew that the lower the score, the more impure you are. I was only introduced to this test within the past year, but I have made a lot of people take it and I have enjoyed every minute of it.
This test is not scientifically based whatsoever and doesn’t have any important purpose except that it’s fun to take and hear the scores your friends get. My favorite part of the test is that at the top it says “Caution: This is not a bucket list. Completion of all items on this test will likely result in death.” and I think that just makes it even more fun.
I scored pretty high on the test myself, so that means I’m actually a Child of God. I’m kidding, but my score pretty much means I’m pretty pure. I wasn’t really surprised with my score, however, someone in class had a 14, so, I was shocked at that because most of my friends who have taken it, the lowest I have seen is in the 20s. Not that it was bad someone had a 14, but from what I’ve seen, it seems that average score is in the 20s. So I guess that would make my score pretty shocking as well.
The reason my score was probably higher than most is because I never really had an interest in anything on the list and I always felt the obligation to be the “good” kid compared to my siblings and friends, which I was. I was always the pure friend and I didn’t even curse until I got to college, so I think that may say something.
This test is not something to take seriously nor should it make you feel bad. I really don’t think purity can really be measured with this test. And I think everyone has their own version of what purity can be. So, it is up for you to decide if this test is a true measure of how pure you are.
I have included these quotes from some John Mulaney specials because it reminded me of purity and they just make me laugh.
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I was surprised at my score as well! I scored relatively high and was also considered to be the “good one” to my family and friends. I definitely cursed before college (I’m still working on it), but I really didn’t care about doing anything that might get me in trouble. It’s really funny how these scores reflect our personalities a little bit but, like you said, they definitely do not indicate anything serious, and I agree with you that no score is a “bad score.” Overall, this was a fun thing to do, and I absolutely plan on making my friends take it.
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